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Before LYNXjet, all the entertainment we’ve got on the air were cramped in that small LCD screen in front of our seat. Now, with LYNXjet, everything comes to live as you’ll experience a whole new meaning of “entertainment” in the air!

You guys have to thank billionaire William Suzuki-Smith for making your dreams come true. One thing that surprises me of him was that, he made his money off the wild rubber plantations in Borneo, that’s where I come from and I’ve never heard about him before!

“Hi, my name is Mimi. What can I assist you with today?”

Oh you can “assist” me with everything, hot thang! You guys, forget about those dull, boring, and formalized airlines. LynxJet is here to sweep the old standards of the airline industries!

Their air-stewardesses are not called air-stewardesses, but instead, they’re mostesses. I wonder where that name came from? But who cares they’re a mostess or stewardess or waitress or a mistress, just Get on, and Get off.

Here’s the testimonial given by one of its very satisfied customers.

“It was brilliant” said, Franco Coluzin, taking a low sip of his drink.
The mostesses made me feel very comfortable. They tucked me in, gave me a massage, and before I knew it I had nodded off. I woke up in a LYNXjet bathrobe, spread eagle on my flatbed. I’m not exactly sure what happened, but I think it was pretty good.

Oh, I forgot. This airline currently serves only Australia and New Zealand (and perhaps some other countries). Maybe you can try suggesting Mr. Suzuki-Smith to open a branch in your country, too!